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Ya Boi Brandon Welcomes You to the mf bLoG
Gettin it done fam
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Start knowing me
Probably the sexiest fuck you know. Absolute champ. I built a mf boat this summer. So thats pretty lit. Here is a pic of my dog on it. I also run a boxing gym with my dad in orlando. come see us @titleboxingoviedo
It takes alot of balls to golf the way i do
yeet: About
Ya Boi Brandon likes to play poker with his friends. Heres some litty titty pictures we took when we were drunk.
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I send this to my employees if they look high as Giraffe Nutz at work
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My dad and i, but i have short hair and yellow teeth
5540 your moms house, burberry lane,
DaBaby nebraska 69420
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I Screwd the Pooch but raised the hybrid babies
plz papa no hurt me
So basically I had the absolute hardest time doing this. I cant fucking believe it. This simple shit was way too complicated for me. Probably because I decided to shoot for the stars. IDK what i was thinking. Like seriously I woke up at 10:00 thinking i could do this simple thing in 6 hours but i think im honestly mentality challenged. I started off with a start screen and button. Then I wanted to create a game where big chungus catches carrots that fall from the sky. It was simple enough. But i couldnt even figure out HOW TO CROP A DAMN PICTURE. In the last hour i gave up and designed probably the shittiest app that anyone has ever seen. Ill show a picture of it down below. Basically my goal is to have a button that feeds big chungus and there is a recording of me saying "thanks for feeding me." super stupid and shitty. I managed to pull the last app off in like 45 min cuz i realized that i have no fucking clue what im doing and i need to restart this whole shitty ass elementary school app. HOW DID I MANAGE TO FUCK THIS UP???? i honestly have no clue, but i know that next assignment im starting on it ASAP. I also couldnt get the android thing to work even tho it was working in class great. I tried redownloading it and everything.
By the way it is 4:23, raining, and i have to run to class now. Plz dont nuke my grade
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tEaM wOrK mAkEs ThE dReAm wOrK
Yeah so i kinda just told everyone to look stupid so i could take a pic. I don't want to spoil the surprise but we got the best app in waiting. By the way i made this pic a video so i could put it on wix because either wiz or i am stupid.
So when we were at the library i kinda flipped my seat over and everyone was like....ha..ha....DO IT AGAIN and whipped their phones out faster than the old guy in the locker room whips his, u know what, neverminded. Anyways, this is pure scripted filtered and not so funny comedy. Your welcome.
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brandon king productions
My boi helped me record this beautiful song for my project. He also helped me with this amazing album cover for our non-existent album Rotosynthesis.
It has all the requirements
1. My voice
2. my original sound effect was me flicking the lighter at the start and me banging the apple juice bottle as a cowbell
3. The sound from the internet is the track from boys in the hood
4. The additional sound effect was my boi in the back on the adlibs
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Easiest one by far, nothing really to explain
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The Shape
Not much to say here we kinda did this one together
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ahhhh so smooth
so waxy
Fabricating for a Function
Most of the time, like many other Gen Z's, I am bored and sad. I don't know how to get rid of the dark gaping void in my heart, and i don't know what to spend my time doing. To solve this massive problem and to contribute to the overall wellbeing of society, I will 3D design and Print a Yo-Yo. This will also aid in the development of finely tuned motor skills, relieve mental stress, and improve hand-eye coordination.
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I DID IT!!!!
This is its final form once put together
I did it, then i fucked it
I did it and everything was perfect! The supports came out easy, the screws were threaded correctly, even the quarters fit beautifully. I sanded it, and u even told me it came out good. Then when putting the string on, i dropped it and it fucking broke in half. Im BIG MAD because i cant print another one cuz its 2:40 and 3d Printer OS was like "yOu cAnT PriNt tHis bEcaUsE tHe hUB cLoSes At 5" because my print takes 3 hours and 30 min. Idk what to do man. Rest in pepperoni's Mr. YOYO
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I Loved This
So, I went HAM on the assets packs for unity and downloaded this like 2 gig pack of this terrain called "flooded terrains" then i created kind of like a Minecraft parkour course with basic jumping mechanics. I did increase the jump and height of the FPS player and had to install physics and certain meshes so that my player would land on stuff instead of going through it. Overall, it was alot of fun and i enjoyed this game creation. I snagged some dude studying in the IHUB and he was impressed. His buddy joined in with the strategy and high-level IQ plays of the game. They both said is was the most fun they had over finals week.
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Heres a lil overview of the parkour course
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